February 2012
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So it kind of feels like my insides are being attacked by a wolverine.
Awesome.
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I feel really sick.
Fucking migraines.
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Rick, I’m sorry that hearing that JFK speech on religion makes you throw up, but...
– JON STEWART, on Rick Santorum saying JFK’s historic speech on the separation of church and state makes him want to “throw up,” on The Daily Show (via inothernews)
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English-speaker: Ooh, speak French to me baby.
French-speaker: Ta mère est une vache, et je foutais ta salope d'une soeur la nuit dernière.
English-speaker: Oh, you're such a romantic!
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